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Living With Ari The Parrot


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Ari, something’s telling me people like you more than me.

Maybe I’m being irrational. I mean, not to rub it in you face or anything but it’s not called “Ari Animations” You don’t even do anything! I’m the one doing the animating and work Don’t give me that look! All you do is eat and scream. You – [Ari scream.exe] Pssht! It doesn’t matter or anything. Ok, I’m just gonna run a little experiment for research purposes. It’s not a competition… Just, getting information. Doesn’t hurt. Just a bit curious to see if I’m just over-analysing the – (cries inside) Well since you all just LOOOOOVE Ari so much, why don’t we just talk about him!? Now I get it! Ari’s cute. He’s funny. He flings strawberries all over the place. Let’s shift the spotlight to the star here. I don’t think I ever got into the origin story of getting Ari. So… I guess I should do that! Back when I was 12, I said to my mom, “Mom, can we get a bird?” I really really really like birds.

Have you seen that one video of a bird in a rabbit costume? Its pretty great. And she said, “OK! You can get a bird when you move out.” Wait. But – And that was my life’s plan for the next 6 years. In my old 100k video, there’s even a bit of foreshadowing if you picked up on that. Oh, you wanted this bird. I still want a bird, but not this one. I actually got Ari before I officially moved out But that’s because I was planning to live with some friends – plans ended up falling through – and things were already confirmed with the bird lady. But that turned into an ironic situation Because after getting Ari, guess who started falling in love with him? My mom even started to collect Ari’s feathers in a little baggy.

I’m not sure why, it’s not like Ari’s gonna be short on feathers anytime. Ever… The moral of the story is if you want a thing, and your mom says no get it anyway and trick her into liking it so when you move out and take it with you it’s the ultimate revenge. You probably think Ari’s a sweet little angel who eats a lot and pushes things off counters. Well, let’s all get on the same page here…

Because you’re wrong. Very incorrect. The best way to describe Ari Is… A brat. I love him, but he’s a brat. (RUDE) Actually, no. Ari Is just the embodiment of a toddler. Constantly wanting attention and food and if he doesn’t get it he screams… *Weird Ari screeches* Isn’t that just the ‘sound of love?”… *Jaiden in backround* STOOOOOPPPPP Ari, also gets really jealous. Since we spend so much time together, he’s definitely bonded to me. if anyone gets in the way of us, then he starts getting really aggro and puffs up as if that’s threatening anyone.. When I was living with my parents, my mom would come Into my room and kiss me goodnight and he would just stare at her. (INCOMPLETE, DONT PUBLISH JAIDEN!) Who does this hooman think it is I will end them Ari sees my mom as Competition for my love He doesn’t like her. Ari’s actually pretty Shy he’s only comfortable with me and Jax so far everyone else he’s all nope like physical nope no look Also want to bring up the fact that ari just Decides not to like random objects like nail filers those are pretty high up On his hate list he doesn’t like it when I use hair products He doesn’t like it when I refill his water hate what Do you want Ari but I think you should be a little bit more grateful that I’m giving you water Just trust me on that one despite being A Jealous little punk Ari does have His golden moments one thing that he’s Fascinated by is drawers I don’t think Ari really Understands the concept of how drawers work I can only assume you see some as little pockets of Universes that appear and disappear at random intervals because this is pure confusion and interest if I’ve ever seen it Same with mirrors Ari’s are typically very intelligent but most of them don’t recognize their reflection which, we can all laugh at.

Asked on twitter if you had any Ari, questions so let’s get Into those James said does Ari have sharp talons actually it’s been A while since I got Ari’s nails done so we should go Do that thanks for reminding me James… We’re going to get your nails done ‘re you excited?? We’re done!! scratching your head real good oh, is that a good stratch? Oh, yeah, oh yeah is Ari called Ari because, they live in ARI-zona? I’ve gotten that question a lot and it’s funny I think it’s about time I address it No. Does Ari flip upside down? and then they show a picture of their Ari first of all, awwww Second of all Yes. Is Ari secretly making the animations? No, the pen is bigger than his entire body Does Ari like mangos? Yes, when I was younger my family had a Sun Conure he was not a quiet bird and got pretty loud so how loud does Ari get? Does Ari like music? He tries to sing but has no rhythm and is pretty tone-deaf [Ari trying to sing 24K Magic by Bruno Mars and various other songs] Is Ari friends with that toucan? Yes.

Ari what’s your favorite color yellow. Can you speak, no. what words you can’t speak and my Baka for having a crush on Ari >.< Me no Baka, chuu~~! Yikes Can Ari play the piano, no he’s not heavy enough to press any other keys down Is taking care of a bird difficult ok holding the jokes for a sec here I get this question a lot and it’s kind of Important it’s not difficult but there’s routines you definitely need to adapt into your life I’m not the most public with How to get your own Ari. Because as fun and amazing as they may seem Obviously proper Ari care is important and I want people to do their own research before getting one it’s pretty common for people to Impulsively decide to get an Ari and then not care for them Correctly by either not having a good cage giving them improper diet neglecting it stuff along that line they Need love Ari’s aren’t meant to sit in the Corner as Decoration for their entire life before you get an Ari It’s really important you do research On what type of Ari best suits your lifestyle how much attention you can give it every day proper health and care needs all that Life stuff act like you’re getting a Child there’s a lot of similarities you’re gonna have to spend time with it they’ll be relatively expensive They might bite you there’s a chance they’ll be living with you for around 18 years More or less depending on the type of Ari People don’t impulsively get children, well not Intentionally if anything they can Accidentally get stuck with them But that’s not really an issue with getting Ari’s so if you’ve seen Ari and you are okay with it being Jealous and a brat and little punk and you still want one do your own research And don’t ask me I’m not a professional I don’t know why people keep thinking I’m professional at anything but I’m doing pretty good with The information I took the time to find and learn about so Yeah now let’s end the video with some miscellaneous footage of Ari being Ari No one likes a Peeping Tom alright I’ll let you in He brought a rice Just talking to yourself over there Lonely Island.

Is that right are you angry. Are you angry because you want to be over here We don’t all get what now do we? Stealing some peanut butter Hey what are you, oh? I was talking to some friends and we are trying to figure out why, birds Were such derpy meme animals and They mentioned the fact that it might have to do with them having no arms which makes everything they Do really funny so now that they’ve said that i can’t un-see the fact it’s funny birds have no arms I’m not saying that people with no arms are funny I Okay, i like when you look at a bird from the very front of their face and you can see both their eyes bulging out The sides of their head I think that’s really funny not to make fun of people Whose eyes are bulging out the sides of their head normally people tweet at me with random references to my videos like half popped popcorn Or if they see my toucan in Target but my favorites are when people send me pictures of their birds keep sending those Same with dogs send dogs those are good as Well do any of you have sugar gliders I think those are cool if you have a weird exotic pet Send me a picture of them I want to see them that’s a demand? Ok, bye i’m dead now

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